This morning I spent a fairly long time coming to a conclusion in regards to politics. After learning of the victory of Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner as the new president of Argentina, I created a hypothesis that may be proven over the next decade or so. My assumption is this...the more attractive an individual is, the more democratic these individuals tend to be. Now, obviously this is extremely chauvinistic my idea has backing.
Kirchner's husband (and former president of Argentina) is an extremely strange looking man. She on the other hand is quite attractive, especially for someone her age. I am hoping that her attractiveness will eventually guide her to tremendous political and social success as a leader in Argentina.
I personally feel that the uglier the leader is, the more authoritarian they lead. This may be a result of never getting laid at a younger age, never having a partner at the middle school dance or taking an annoying person to the prom. Take for example, President Bush. He is a very dopey looking person. He has a strange face and most likely never got laid in college unless he took advantage of a drunk woman (presumably his future wife). This may have led him to dispose of numerous constitutional articles and demand tremendous executive powers. As an American president, he may be the second most authoritarian leader we have had. Vladimir Putin is another individual with a strange appearance. He is the "democratically elected" dictator of Russia and has commanded numerous attacks upon his people for control (in the media and military). This may stem from his unsociable childhood that guided him to join the KGB and spy on people who would not be his friend. (see photo of his weirdness and unattractive wife who wears way too much eye crap http://img.epochtimes.com/i6/607170617271509.jpg)
Next in line we have Margaret Thatcher whose ignorance coined the term T.I.N.A. Meaning, there is no alternative. Actually believing that there is no alternative in itself is pathetic and thinking that man has perfected his political and economic existence leaves us in a sad state for the future. (see image of MT http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/gallery/2005/03/23/MargaretThatcherhanibal.jpg)
Next we have Andrew Jackson. In my opinion, Jackson is ranked as the second ugliest president behind Martin Van Buren. Some find Jackson attractive, I find him as the pompous ass that I would love to beat the shit out of. His ugliness may have led him to treating the women in his life terribly and gaining him the ranking as America's worst president. I firmly believe this because he really was, King Jackson. He neglected to follow republican ideology and made his own decisions based off of his personal prejudices toward individuals. This prompted the slaughtering of thousands of American natives and the displacement of well over 45,000 natives from their own lands. His famous quote, "John Marshall made his decision, now let him enforce it," is quite possibly the most despicable and pathetic statement ever made by a president. I demand he be removed from the 20 dollar bill. I had added another local leader who was a principal at Schuylkill Valley Middle School, but I have decided to take this down from the blog. If anyone would like to inquire for this statement, I may email you the statement privately.
In conclusion, I hope this influences our future election. Clearly, Ron Paul should be chosen as he is a good looking guy for being in his 60's. We all know the appeal of individuals like Hillary Clinton and Rudy Giuliani. I mean let us be honest here. Giuliani has the most annoying lisp and his son is a fat brat who acted/acts like a giant loser (see Giuliani's mayoral inaugurations.) Also, how good of a leader can Giuliani be if he has been married 3 times? Rudy's problems may have led him to be a pathetic husband and also poor decision maker...(see article about Rudy hiring a child molester to be a part of his campaign.) Here is a nice link for the Rudy supporters, haha...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Controversies_of_Rudy_Giuliani
Anyway, these are my morning thoughts. The thoughts will close with another discovery I made around 4:30 this morning. I love carpet bombing my car with my ass and then getting out before I can smell my fart. I enjoy reentering my car about 10 minutes later, only to find that th entire car smells like rotten ecto cooler and Anton has nearly passed out from the stench.
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Dane, Putin and his wife are quite attractive... relative to the rest of Russia.
He's hotter sans shirt. See: http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/sports.aol.com/fanhouse/media/2007/08/putinshirtless.jpg
Oh and I tried to find topless photos of Putin's wife to corroborate my story but came up empty handed.
Heins, you are a disgusting individual. Also, that picture of Putin with his shirt off is quite odd. Look at how high he wears his pants. Haha, perhaps that will lead to my next hypothesis...those that wear their pants high, have a small weener.
That removed post was mine, I was kinda playing with the features of the blog (this being my first.)
What I had said was something along the lines of:
In Soviet Russia shot put throws you.
Daner, here's the link to the pics from our Halloween party. There are some of Dev and Brandt and I throughout, so you have to click through 'em all. Some of them are really funny anyway.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/8995089@N04/sets/72157602773736847/
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